Follow Up: Man Marked By Mustang Mustache Materialized At Auto Show

We were the first to break the news last month about millions growing instant mustaches visiting the Ford Mustang display at the Chicago Auto Show.  This month we have a sad and disturbing follow-up story to report. Ralph Knir of Bohner’s Lake, Wisconsin has tried everything to get rid of his unwanted souvenir.  His kids ran screaming when they turned […]

2010 Mustang Angry About Anniversary

 The 2010 Mustangs are furious.  “I get no respect” balked Huffer, a Sunset Gold Metallic Mustang GT, made in the lonely 2010 model year.  Huffer has horrible hangups to huff about too, including the fact that the 2011 is getting the new Coyote motor, up 97 HP from his engine. He’s also upset that they experimented […]

Clones Require Twenty Car Garage

Longtime car-buff and bio-engineer, Jim Voiture, has 20 raving-mad clones.  He created the clones to be able to attend several car events occuring on the same weekend in different locations.  What he didn’t count on was how car-crazy all 20 clones would be. Voiture has been held captive in his own home until he satisfies their demands […]

Millions Grow Instant Mustache At Chicago Auto Show

Easily the best and largest display at the 2010 Chicago Auto Show, Ford’s awesome orgy of engines, transmissions, and Mustangs nearly killed attendees unprepared for such excitement.  On display were cross-sections of the new 6-speed transmissions, the new 305 hp V6 motor, the new 412 hp 5.0-liter V8, AND the new aluminum 550 hp 5.4-liter […]

Ford Lays Off 900 Due To Ugly 2010 Mustang Rear End

Ford announced today that they will lay off 900 workers from the Mustang plant and send them to other locations.  This was an effect of drastically lower Mustang sales in 2009, probably due to the redesigned rear end. After perfecting the rear tri-bar lights for the 2005 model, Ford decided to get creative with the […]

It’s Official: New 2011 Mustangs Take Over World

The 5.0 is back! Ford officially announced that in the spring it plans to introduce the 2011 Mustang GT with an all-new 5.0 liter V-8 engine that will deliver 412 horsepower and 390 lb-ft of torque. That’s 97 more horsepower than the 315 HP 2010 Mustang GT!! They will also release a brilliant new 3.7L […]