Follow Up: Man Marked By Mustang Mustache Materialized At Auto Show

We were the first to break the news last month about millions growing instant mustaches visiting the Ford Mustang display at the Chicago Auto Show.  This month we have a sad and disturbing follow-up story to report. Ralph Knir of Bohner’s Lake, Wisconsin has tried everything to get rid of his unwanted souvenir.  His kids ran screaming when they turned […]

Ford Robots Seduce Crowd With Hot Dance Moves

Anyone in attendance at the 2010 Chicago Auto Show couldn’t help but notice the huge orange assembly robots, which were subdued behind clear cages to shield the crowd from their sexiness. All three danced to the beat of bass-heavy tunes designed to rock the crowd and seduce them into buying Ford products for the rest of […]

Millions Grow Instant Mustache At Chicago Auto Show

Easily the best and largest display at the 2010 Chicago Auto Show, Ford’s awesome orgy of engines, transmissions, and Mustangs nearly killed attendees unprepared for such excitement.  On display were cross-sections of the new 6-speed transmissions, the new 305 hp V6 motor, the new 412 hp 5.0-liter V8, AND the new aluminum 550 hp 5.4-liter […]