Anyone in attendance at the 2010 Chicago Auto Show couldn’t help but notice the huge orange assembly robots, which were subdued behind clear cages to shield the crowd from their sexiness.

Sexy Dancing Robot
Sexy Dancing Robot

All three danced to the beat of bass-heavy tunes designed to rock the crowd and seduce them into buying Ford products for the rest of their lives.

If Ford’s intention was to whip the crowd into an uncontrollable frenzy, it worked.  I threw beads at one of the robots as it danced suggestively, and I’m pretty sure it was directed at me. 

Noticeably missing from the deadly metal dance party was Johnny-5 from Short Circuit, and his snow blower mother.